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#104
Maybee it's time to meditate again. He he.
MEY3BIY IH4TS TAY4M TUW MEH4DIHTEYT AXGEH3N. /HIY /HIY.
Mono tasking sucks eggs.
MAH4NOW TAE4SKIHNX SAH4KS EH4GZ.
Only Amiga makes it possible.
OW3NLIY AHMIY3GAH MEY4KS IHT PAA4SIHBUL.
Are you sure you know what you are doing
AAR YUW SHER4 YUW NOW4 WHAHT YUW AAR DUW3IHNX
I feel like smashing a Mac to little pieces.
AY FIY4L LAYK SMAE4SHIHNX AH MAE4K TUW LIH4TUL PIY3SIHZ.
3, 2, 1, Crash. Just kidding.
THRIY4 , TUW4 , WAH4N , KRAE4SH. JAHST KIH4DIHNX.
I would not do that if I were you.
AY WUHD NAAT DUW DHAET IHF AY WER YUW.
Hello there, how are you.
/HEH4LOW DHEH1R, /HAW AAR YUW.
Hurry up a bit, it's getting late.
/HER4RIY AH4P AH BIH4T, IH4TS GEH4TIHNX LEY4T.
I am still here. Don't worry.
AY AEM STIH4L /HIY4R. DOW4NT WER4RIY.
Get on with it, already !
GEHT AAN WIHTH IHT, AOLREH3DIY .
Would you like a benana
WUHD YUW LAYK AH BIXNAE4NAH
Don't you have anything better to do
DOW4NT YUW /HAEV EH3NIYTHIHNX BEH4TER TUW DUW
Why don't you add some more phrases
WAY DOW4NT YUW AE4D SAH4M MOH4R FREY4ZIHZ
Are you really as stupid as you look
AAR YUW RIY4LIY AEZ STUW4PIHD AEZ YUW LUH4K
Have you bought PowerPacker 3.0 yet
/HAEV YUW BAO3T PAW4ERPAEKER THRIY4 POYNT ZIY4ROW YEH4T
You know, a moosssse bit my sister once.
YUW NOW4, AH MUW4S BIH4T MAY SIH4STER WAH1NS.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
AY4 M AH LAH4MBERJAEK AEND AY4 M OWKEY3.
Beam me up, Scotty. No intelligent life forms down here.
BIY4M MIY AH4P, SKAA4TIY. NOW IXNTEH4LIHJEHNT LAY4F FOH4RMZ DAW2N /HIY4R.
Don't fall a sleap.
DOW4NT FAO4L AH SLIY4P.
How do you like my pronounciation
/HAW DUW YUW LAYK MAY PRAHNAWNSHEY3SHUN
I'm having a great time in here.
AY4 M /HAE4VIHNX AH GREY3T TAY4M IHN /HIY4R.
This is the goohrooh coming to you lyve from the Amiga.
DHIHS IHZ DHAX GUW4RUW4 KAH4MIHNX TUW YUW LAY4V FRAHM DHIY AHMIY3GAH.
Don't you just love to hate M S DOS
DOW4NT YUW JAHST LAH4V TUW /HEY4T EH3M EH3S DAA4Z
This really is fun, isnt it.
DHIHS RIY4LIY IHZ FAH4N, IH4SNT IHT.
I'm having the time of my bytes.
AY4 M /HAE4VIHNX DHAX TAY4M AHV MAY BAY4TS.
They thought they were rid of me in Kickstart 2.0. Boy! They were wrong !
DHEY THAO3T DHEY WER RIH4D AHV MIY IHN KIH4KSTAART TUW4 POYNT ZIY4ROW . BOY4. DHEY WER RAO4NX .
O S 2. What good is half an operating system.
OW3 EH3S TUW4 . WHAHT GUH4D IHZ /HAE2F AEN AA4PEREYTIHNX SIH4STEHM.
This program was brough to you by the man with two christian names.
DHIHS PROW4GRAEM WAHZ BRAH3F TUW YUW BAY DHAX MAE4N WIHTH TUW3 KRIH4SCHAEN NEY4MZ.
Booe.
BUW4.
May the force be with you.
MEY DHAX FOH4RS BIY WIHTH YUW.
Boy, M S DOS sucks.
BOY4, EH3M EH3S DAA4Z SAH4KS.
Mono chrome screens are soaoaoaoah, boaoaoaoaring.
MAH4NOW KROW4M SKRIY4NZ AAR SOW4OWOWOW, BOW4OWOWOWRIHNX.
Do you know who Joe Pillow and the dancing fools are
DUW YUW NOW4 /HUW JOW4 PIH4LOW AEND DHAX DAE4NSIHNX FUW4LZ AAR
Nice wether today.
NAY4S WEH4DHER TUWDEY3.
I bet other Amiga users have more fun than you.
AY BEH4T AH2DHER AHMIY3GAH YUW4ZERZ /HAEV MOH4R FAH4N DHAEN YUW.
I get the feeling I'm being watched.
AY GEHT DHAX FIY4LIHNX AY4 M BIY2IHNX WAA4TCHT.
Anything good on TV
EH3NIYTHIHNX GUH4D AAN TIY3 VIY4
I bet you're getting hungry.
AY BEH4T YOHR GEH4TIHNX /HAH4NXGRIY.
I wish I had a brain.
AY WIH4SH AY4 /HAED AH BREY3N.
I want a pitza.
AY WAA4NT AH PIH4TZAH.
I am in the mood for love.
AY AEM IHN DHAX MUW4D FOHR LAH4V.
Ich lieba dig
IH4CH LIY3BAH DIH4G
You are getting sleaeaeaeaeaeapy.
YUW AAR GEH4TIHNX SLIY4IYIYIYIYIYPIY.
Your me pal.
YOHR MIY PAE4L.
Always look on the bright side of life, ta doom, ta doom.
AOLWEY3Z LUH4K AAN DHAX BRAY3T SAY4D AHV LAY4F, TAH4 DUW4M, TAH4 DUW4M.
Wubba wubba wubba.
WAH4BAH WAH4BAH WAH4BAH.
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
GUH4DNEHS GREY4SHAXS, GREY3T BAO4LZ AHV FAY4R.
Lets do the time warp again.
LEH4TS DUW DHAX TAY4M WAO4RP AXGEH3N.
OK, what's going ohn here.
OWKEY3, WHAH4TS GOW3IHNX AA4N /HIY4R.
Why can't you leave this machine alone.
WAY KAE4NT YUW LIY4V DHIHS MAHSHIY3N ULOW4N.
Get a move on.
GEHT AH MUW3V AAN.
You sure are funny looking when you are tired.
YUW SHER4 AAR FAH4NIY LUH4KIHNX WHEH4N YUW AAR TAY4RD.
Say buddy, mind if I smoke
SEY3 BAH4DIY, MAY4ND IHF AY SMOW4K
Let's have a bear together sometime.
LEH4TS /HAEV AH BIY4R TUWGEH4DHER SAHMTAY3M.
Boopoopeedoo
BUW4PUW4PIYDUW4
I'd like some rock lobstehr.
AY4 D LAYK SAH4M RAA4K LAA4BSTEHR.
Beaware the JabberWock, my friend.
BIYWEH4R DHAX JAE4BERWAAK, MAY FREH3ND.
Alert. Alert. You're Amiga is on fire.
ULER4T. ULER4T. YOHR AHMIY3GAH IHZ AAN FAY4R.
What's for dinner
WHAH4TS FOHR DIH4NER
This program is share ware. Send fifty grand to the address in the doc.
DHIHS PROW4GRAEM IHZ SHEH4R WEH4R. SEH4ND FIH4FTIY GRAE4ND TUW DHIY AE4DREHS IHN DHAX DAA4K.
Hi. Who did you x pect. Henry Kissinjer
/HAY4. /HUW DIHD YUW EH3KS PEH4KT. /HEH4NRIY KIH4SIHNJER
Aren't you bored with this computer yet.
AA1RINT YUW BOH4RD WIHTH DHIHS KUMPYUW3TER YEH4T.
Elloello, what's all this then.
EH4LOWEHLOW, WHAH4TS AO4L DHIHS DHEHN.
Quiet, I'll do the talking here.
KWAY4EHT, AY4 L DUW DHAX TAO3KIHNX /HIY4R.
Its my birth day and no'1 got me a present.
IHTS MAY BER4TH DEY3 AEND NOW WAH4N GAA4T MIY AH PREH4ZEHNT.
he he
/HIY /HIY
If you do that, you will end up in jail.
IHF YUW DUW DHAET, YUW WIHL EH4ND AH4P IHN JEY3L.
Who has passed win'd. . . It wasnt me.
/HUW /HAEZ PAE4ST WIH4ND. . . IHT WAH4SNT MIY.
woops there goes another
WUW4PS DHEH1R GOW4Z AHNAH3DHER
nik nik
NIH4K NIH4K
You are soaoa ugly.. I am going to throw up.
YUW AAR SOW4OW AH4GLIY.. AY4 AEM GOW3IHNX TUW THROW4 AH4P.
hear about the ST owner who sat on the floor and fell off, he he he
/HIY4R AXBAW1T DHAX EH3S TIY3 OW4NER /HUW SAE4T AAN DHAX FLUHR AEND FEH4L AOF, /HIY /HIY /HIY
stop picking your nose.
STAA4P PIH4KIHNX YOHR NOW4Z.
excuse me sir, this parrat is dead.
EH4KSKYUWZ MIY SER4, DHIHS PAE4RAET IHZ DEH4D.
you're sa pposed to press the little gray butturns. ok
YOHR SAH4 POW4ZD TUW PREH4S DHAX LIH4TUL GREY3 BAH4TERNZ. OWKEY3
i think the phone is ringing.
AY THIH4NXK DHAX FOW4N IHZ RIH4NXGIHNX.
i fancy a fish supper, how about you
AY FAE4NSIY AH FIH4SH SAH4PER, /HAW AXBAW1T YUW
Gudday mayte
GAH4DEY3 MEY3T
jeez, you really stink
JIY4Z, YUW RIY4LIY STIH4NXK
wash your hands before you continue.
WAA4SH YOHR /HAE4NDZ BIXFOH4R YUW KAXNTIH4NYUW.
isnt this fun
IH4SNT DHIHS FAH4N
couldnt you just sit here doing this all day long, i could.
KUHDNT YUW JAHST SIH4T /HIY4R DUW3IHNX DHIHS AO4L DEY3 LAO4NX, AY4 KUHD.
time to take the dog for a walk.
TAY4M TUW TEY4K DHAX DAA4G FOHR AH WAO3K.
turn the music up a bit i cant hear it.
TER4N DHAX MYUW4ZIHK AH4P AH BIH4T AY4 KAE4NT /HIY4R IHT.
4 + 3 is six. and i can prove it.
FOH4R PLAH3S THRIY4 IHZ SIH4KS. AEND AY KAEN PRUW3V IHT.
no, abso lutely not. never. I just couldnt. how dare you ask me that.
NOW, AE4BSOW LUW4TLIY NAAT. NEH3VER. AY4 JAHST KUHDNT. /HAW DEH4R YUW AE4SK MIY DHAET.
We are the knights who say, nih. nih. nih nih. he he. ok i'will cut it out.
WIY AAR DHAX NAY3TS /HUW SEY3, NIH4. NIH4. NIH4 NIH4. /HIY /HIY. OWKEY3 AY WIHL KAH4T IHT AW4T.
who is the black adder
/HUW IHZ DHAX BLAE4K AE4DER
is this the ministry for silly walks
IHZ DHIHS DHAX MIH4NIHSTRIY FOHR SIH4LIY WAO3KS
i am fine and i hope you are too.
AY AEM FAY4N AEND AY /HOW4P YUW AAR TUW4.
keep reading or your eyes will drop out.
KIY4P RIY4DIHNX OHR YOHR AY3Z WIHL DRAA4P AW4T.
yesterday was a dead loss. today was even worse. tomorrow is cancilled.
YEH2STERDEY3 WAHZ AH DEH4D LAA4S. TUWDEY3 WAHZ IY3VIN WER4S. TUMAA3ROW IHZ KAE4NSIHLD.
Get a bath, you really do smell bad. And when i say bad, I mean real bad.
GEHT AH BAE4TH, YUW RIY4LIY DUW SMEH4L BAE4D. AEND WHEH4N AY4 SEY3 BAE4D, AY4 MIY4N RIY4L BAE4D.
what are you grinning at
WHAHT AAR YUW GRIH4NIHNX AET
you silly billy
YUW SIH4LIY BIH4LIY
don't you just dig my hairsthile
DOW4NT YUW JAHST DIH4G MAY /HEH4RSTHAY3L
the amiga is finger clicking good.
DHIY AHMIY3GAH IHZ FIH4NXGER KLIH4KIHNX GUH4D.
answer the door you shmuck.
AE4NSER DHAX DUHR YUW SHMAH4K.
hay diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cou jumped over the moon.
/HEY3 DIH4DUL DIH4DUL, DHAX KAE4T AEND DHAX FIH4DUL, DHAX KAW4 JAH4MPT OW4VER DHAX MUW4N.
3 blind mice. 3 blind mice. see how they run. see how they run. how very bowring.
THRIY4 BLAY4ND MAY4S. THRIY4 BLAY4ND MAY4S. SIY4 /HAW DHEY RAH4N. SIY4 /HAW DHEY RAH4N. /HAW VEH1RIY BOW4RIHNX.
go suck an egg.
GOW SAH4K AEN EH4G.
i'm not very happy. cheer me up.
AY4 M NAAT VEH1RIY /HAE4PIY. CHIY4R MIY AH4P.
Nudge nudge. Say no more.
NAH4DJ NAH4DJ. SEY3 NOW MOH4R.
#9
I will get you for this.
AY WIHL GEHT YUW FOHR DHIHS.
You little twirp.
YUW LIH4TUL TWER4P.
You will be hearing from my atterny.
YUW WIHL BIY /HIY4RIHNX FRAHM MAY AXTER4NIY.
I don't think I like you.
AY DOW4NT THIH4NXK AY4 LAYK YUW.
Why do you do this to me.
WAY DUW YUW DUW DHIHS TUW MIY.
This really makes me sad.
DHIHS RIY4LIY MEY4KS MIY SAE4D.
Why don't you shut up instead
WAY DOW4NT YUW SHAH4T AH4P IXNSTEH4D
Darned.
DAA4RND.
That's not a very nice thing to doo.
DHAE4TS NAAT AH VEH1RIY NAY4S THIH4NX TUW DUW4.
#11
Hooray, I'm back.
/HUHREY3, AY4 M BAE4K.
You have made a wise choice.
YUW /HAEV MEY4D AH WAY4Z CHOY4S.
Thank you.
THAE4NXK YUW.
May you live in peace.
MEY YUW LIH3V IHN PIY4S.
I owe you one.
AY OW4 YUW WAH3N.
I guess you realized you could not live without me.
AY GEH4S YUW RIYLAY1ZD YUW KUHD NAAT LIH3V WIHTHAW3T MIY.
I'm so happy I could crash.
AY4 M SOW /HAE4PIY AY4 KUHD KRAE4SH.
Yipee, the come back of the year.
YIH4PIY, DHAX KAH4M BAE4K AHV DHIY YIY4R.
I'm the happyest Gooooroo alive.
AY4 M DHAX /HAE4PIHEHST GUW4UHRUW4 ULAY3V.
Splendid decision.
SPLEH4NDIHD DIHSIH3ZHUN.
Heeeeeeeeeeeares the goohrooh.
/HIY4IYIYIYIYIYRZ DHAX GUW4RUW4.